DSTB | dontshakethebaby

<body> <h1>ultra comedy edmonton super hilarious web zine anarchy stupid tv why science is smarter than religion how much booze can one man drink and where the best place for an aging twentysomething punk to make an ass of himself. funny. anti-media. no jokes about mullets, midgets or anything else that isn't actually funny. down with the government. canada is smarter than the u.s. but nothing beats ice cream. anti-government bored twentysomething loser. pretty much a onion rip off. </h1> <h2>the funniest thing ever is that video where the dog sets the corpse on fire at a funeral. </h2> <h3>muchmusic and mtv are lowering the common denominator.  avril lavigne sucks and so do the swollen members, and that name, fuck, that is awful.  muchmusic and canada should be ashamed of itself for that garbage. </h3> <p>My mom wasn't too happy to hear me wish that jared from subway would die of colon cancer.</p> <p>korn and wimp bisquick and papa roach are about as hard as avril lavigne.</p> <p>muchmusic sucks and so does ed the sock</p> <p>The iron rules of comedy</p> <p>Without exception, a fat man on any type of bicycle is 100% hilarious.  This amusing occurence has no limits and is a truth about the universe.</p> <p>Old men attempting any task requiring even the slightest amount of dexterity or coordination.</p> <p>Anything hitting anybody in the genital regions.</p> <p>Drunks doing gymnastics.</p> <p>My favorite web pages</p> <p><a href="http://www.theonion.com">www.theonion.com</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.homestarrunner.com">www.homestarrunner.com</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.blindwino.com">www.blindwino.com</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.gwbush.com">www.gwbush.com</a></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> </body>