What's that in my britches!?!
Here's something to think about, my genitalia. Its like me, playful, insightful, roundish. We all have them, our own of course. Are they interesting? Yes! Can you show them to everyone? No!
Modesty is considered so important in modern society it has become normalized. But is it normal? Well probably, because imagine how bad life would be if everyone was naked all the time. It would be horrible. And so a social norm developed around wearing clothing to conceal your body. It started with cave men and women wearing toga's made of animals they killed and cave women put large bones into their hair for some reason. It progressed to shaving sheep and making wool, sheep which were previously used mainly as perverted love toys.
Now its considered highly impolite to do almost anything naked. Which is just fine with me, I like being dressed as much as anyone, but what's odd is how much time we now spend trying to see what's inside those clothes.
Playboy, R movies, all of these things focus on the desire to see what's going on under the clothes. Weird. But people want to see nudity because its become taboo to be naked. I'm going to do everyone a favor and spend one day a year naked, just so that no girls have to waste all their mental energy picturing me naked. It will free up their mind to other things, like buying a calendar and marking down that annual tradition so they don't accidentally miss it.