One of my favorite things is when someone has a really great idea and then other people say, I could of thought of that.
Congratulations! They should give you the Nobel Prize then mr genius, since you're the one who obviously deserves it.
Things only seem obvious in hindsight, because you already understand how it works. I could never invent a car, or a television or saw off a shotgun, but now that I know about them they seem so natural that I would think they were totally easy to think of.
Take music for example, its all the same songs over and over again, but DJ's make a living repeating them, how ingenious. I hate DJ's. "Remix" is a word that never should have been incorporated into the english language, that and "groove". Everywhere I go stupid people are breakdancing and remixing crap songs with horrible beats, badly. Just quit it, can't you see what you're doing, if you play one more record that way its going to open a hellmouth and bats will fly out and get all tangled up in my ski jacket.
All music sucks, from mambo number five to jennifer lopez, crappo blappo. The only good music is the muppets songs and the theme from night court. DJ's have a special power to turn usually thick skulled morons into shambling zombies. I know this because I have danced to that crap in my life. The dancing didn't bother me, its fun to jerk your body around and twist and flop, I don't mind dancing at all. Its pointless and stupid but its kind of fun, and girls like it. While I was flopping around to this retarding music I've been told by experts that the scene is "hype", that the DJ is the best guy that spins in that particular neighborhood that day of the week.
Its all crap to me, every song is a smear of totally indistinguishable pops, squeeks, and chatters. I couldn't care less what it is, who mixed it, why its special, how many minutes it took the DJ to learn how to scratch, its all shit anyway. I'll dance to it because who gives a fuck, but only if I somehow took a horribly wrong turn and wound up in a bar which offered only it.
I'm tired of undead rap stars releasing albums. When you die, you should stay dead, death really should be the last move of your career. How greedy are these guys that they still want to make money and push new unit sales from the great beyond. I pray to my lord satan that he's taxing the shit out of those guys in hell. There's only one person whose ever come back from the dead successfully, you know who I mean, that's right, Bruce Springsteen. All dead rap stars suck, and every dollar their cold stiff hand gets for an album is taking money out of the hands of musicians with a pulse. Fuck you Tupac!
I can't stand lip sync-ing, its preposterous that anyone would ever go to a Backstreet Boys or Britney Spears concert just to hear a canned Prince concert from 1986. And another thing, Britney Spears is a total fraud. Sorry perverts and pedophiles, she's actually 34 years old. If she's seventeen its cause she measures her birthdays by a non gregorian calendar and pacts with the antichrist. Christina Aguilera, now she's actually seventeen, and as smart as a brick slung from outhouse ceiling. But wow do I feel the good kind of dirty when I see her videos.
The life of Chris Gaines, a radical new direction for boring old Garth Brooks. Hey here's an idea, go totally insane, invent a fake identity, and make it somehow less fucking interesting than your real identity. The funniest thing about Garth Brooks, beyond the button up stars and stripes cowboy shirts and constant dieting is that he's super rich and hasn't done a single Elvis type thing. Why isn't he shooting movies where he karate fights in Hawaii?
Oh, and the new musical sound he created as Chris Gaines, sounds exactly like his old stuff. Stupid pop-a-billy pick up truck truck jams are the natural soundtrack by which most hillbillies are conceived, so I guess it makes sense that they listen to it and try to breed a new generation. But boy do I think it sucks.
So if you like any of this music, you better have a damn good reason.