Get Crackin!
No, I'm no geneticist, in fact, I'm not even sure what a geneticist does all day. I imagine it doesn't involve a lot of ordinary stuff. I know there are giant bees and turkeys that can do differential equations and speak seven languages locked up in labs somewhere.
Now maybe you've heard about models selling their eggs over the internet so you can buy them and have beautiful kids. But even being not a geneticist I know that it takes two to tango, and by that I mean goo and egg must meet to make baby. So this poor baby is gonna have half supermodel looks and half internet weirdo junk genes(mine). Which may not be too different really. So that kid could be a pig anyway.
If we take for granted the genetically unlikely possibility that the kids will be beautiful, you still just have a Models DNA in there. I've noticed that there are lots of beautiful women around, some are really beautiful, and you even say, wow she could be a model! But a lot of them don't become models even though they're beautiful. I wonder why...?
Maybe they just felt like using their existence for something less retarded than modelling. They're the one's with eggs worth hard boiling, if you get my drift.
Looks matter, of course they do, we live in a superficial shallow society, which I'm a part of since I'm superficial and shallow. And realistically beautiful women are naturally more likely to get attention, but if that's all they got, well that's just sad. If all you can do is look good, and the most you contribute to society is wearing things, well you pretty much suck. And at least ugly people have the dignity not to sell their future children on the internet, though I bet they would.
Buying their eggs because they're beautiful but too useless to get a real job is a pretty foolish thing for a person to do. Especially since you might get a shot at those eggs on their home turf. All you need to do is find the model on every other day of the year when they are giving out access for free. If someone wants a whack at a models ova, they should just save the 100 large and go for it the old fashioned way, a limo and a pound of heroin(all models love heroin, it keeps them looking skinny and sleepy).
I like my eggs two ways, sunny side up or over easy, and I mean easy, know what I'm sayin baby...
But foolish or not, I suppose we can't be slaves to our crazy old traditions, let it all hang out, that's my motto. Be as stupid and careless with nature as we can be. Because then we show that even if we get wiped out tommorow we had the audacity and the balls to on a whim, fuck with the very forces that created us. I'm being serious here, I think its bad but at the same time I'm a little proud.
You can't make a model without breaking a few eggs, or incurring the wrath of nature to wind up and give mankind the biggest bitch slap back to the stone age. I guess science is a double edged sword, would Guttenberg have stolen the idea and pretended to invent the printing press if he knew it would give life to boring stupid books. I know his plan was for an economical way to distribute handbills for stripclubs, and the whole invention just took on a life of its own. So progress once again has an ugly side, models selling ova's on the internet. Could be worse, they could be selling Chevy Nova's.
I have a feeling that no one is gonna buy those ova's, and in 6 months no one will even remember it ever happened. But if it does work, what the hell, I'm all for it. It'll give us all a fun game to play in 20 years. Whenever we see a too beautiful person we can guess if they were a real human or an ova baby. We can call them the "Alpha's" and the rest of us will be the "Norms". And if it does all somehow go terribly wrong I guess we'll all have egg on our faces.