Last week the tanker Jessica, piloted by a jolly fat man and his feeble minded friend were on a routine trip.  They were to carry some high class fossil fuels on a three hour tour of the waters surrounding the Galapagos Islands, one of the few remaining natural reserves untouched by mankind and his many evil contraptions.

These islands were a major part of Darwin's research due to their amazing diversity of life.  As a totally unique ecosystem the Galapagos Islands are home to many species that can be found no where else on earth.  Oil industry officials note that although these species are unique, they are no real threat to the oil, which will probably not be too damaged by their floating corpses. 

A reconstruction of the events was provided by a bookish fellow known to the passengers only by the enigmatic name "the professor".  

The first mate was sitting on the bridge when a monkey climbed in the window and stole his hat.  Abandoning his station he pursued the mischievious monkey, only to catch the monkey moments before half the hull was sheared off by the rocks sticking out of the ground where water should have been.

The first mate then made a humorous face, like someone realizing he made a big mistake, and called the skipper.  Then the monkey gestured something that was incomprehensible.

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