Not all girls like pianists.
I aint a player, but I ain't a player hater. I don't really care at all how much action anybody else gets since it doesn't make a difference to me. Most girls I know have seen their share of sailors, (some a lot more than others) but hey, that's cool baby. Its good for us all to spread love.
Really though, I have no interest in other peoples sexy lives, except one group. The girls who dig girls. That is so totally interesting to me. Whenever I see two girls acting frisky with each other I get all excited.
Why is this? Why do I find this so sexy? Women are neat, physically, they have those interesting bumpy things on the front and they smell good. So two of them cuddling basically doubles the voyeuristic fun, thats twice the bumpy things.
But why is voyeurism fun? I guess partially I enjoy imagining myself in the act of passion with these two girls, but really, they aren't inviting me, and I probably don't belong at that kind of party.
We are all voyeurs, I like porno, I like car chases, I like buildings exploding. So does the rest of the world. We learn it from birth, to feast our beady little eyes on things.
Want proof, take the internet for example. The internet started as a way for the military to monitor library usage. But as soon as people started using it, they realized the potential for totally anonymous global scale porno consumption. And now the internet is 70% porno.
But that's just the tip of the iceberg. Our voyeuristic desires are echoed in everything. Vogue, Time and to a lesser extent, USA Today are all rags that let us feed our voyeuristic desires to see people die, or stand around in panties. We consume lives, stories and images, some pornographic, some not, but we watch and listen and absorb.
That's why love seeing two girls kiss. I'm a dirty little pervert, a voyeuristic creep, and so are you scumbag.
Coming next month, photo's of me looking at photo's of 2 girls kissing, the layers of irony are so deep it even baffles me.