I know it seems hard to believe, but you can hate everything. Sure, I know it seems hard but you can do it. Right now is the best time to start.
Its the high holidays, X-mas, Hannukah, Kwanza, Ramadan, all in one long weekend. Not really. But its the time of year we all gather around the plastic Xmas tree with a coke in each hand and sing. Then, in the middle of the night, the baby jesus flies out his manger at the north pole, sneaks down the chimney and leaves us all presents.
I love Xmas, but I can't let Xmas distract me from my purpose in life, to hate.
Some people thing hate is bad, destructive, and foolish. I hate those people. I would say hate is a pretty strong word, but it applies. The fact is that social institutions, people, animals, things, rocks, colors, molecules are all inherently flawed, therefore crappy and therefore suck. I don't pretend to know the way things ought to be, but they should be better than this. Although I guess things could be worse.
My life is and always was way too comfortable to be angry about so I only hate it for failing to be one continuous stream of whiskey, punk rock, skateboarding and blowjobs from supermodels. I don't hate my life, but I hate the world. Its our personal obligation to see society's flaws and be annoyed by them. Where would we be right now if Thomas Edison didn't hate candles and invented the light bulb, or Henry Ford hated horses so he invented the car. Anger is retarded if its for no good reason but is a blessing when you need to overcome your own apathy.
Without discontent nothing would ever be achieved, so therefore you should treat yourself to a little hate. Just make sure its directed at something that actually is bad, such as greed or Hitler or Smashmouth. That being said, I was just thumbing through the archives of dontshakethebaby shit i never bothered to post and I found this little chestnut I wrote a while back. So hear it is fucknuts!
Unlike your typical canadian I am neither interested in nor proud of our dumb fucking country. In fact, most Canadians annoy me more that our southern masters the Americans.
The reason why Canada sucks is because we act like we're better than Americans but we watch their TV listen to their music and are basically just American consumers. Good for us, at least we picked the biggest kid on the block to be buddies with. Canada is like any kid in high school who hangs around the popular kids to catch a little reflected glory.
Booo. I'd move to the US tomorrow but I don't want to get my head blown off at an ATM or a high school, or at work, or in my car, or at home.
Ever watch any Canadian TV other than Hockey Night In Canada? I try every now and then in some masochistic ritual of connecting to my countries culture. I watch 3 seconds of Wayne and Schuster or the Air Farce and I want someone to test cruise missiles over Toronto until one of those things drops out the sky like a Scud missile and flattens CBC like a Tel Aviv bike factory.
What is Canadian culture, the inherited traditions of british chalkbags and french jerks? If you watch CBC it seems to be, but I don't take high tea at 4 o'clock or drink wine with my breakfast.
Baah.