The internet has a lot of funny stuff on it, for example, www.dontshakethebaby.com.  But it doesn't end there, but now it will.  I intend to poach all the funny shit from all the other websites on my website and steal their jokes.  Which I have been doing all along anyway, now I'm just admitting it.

This is a funny sign.  If you look closely you'll see that not only is the person on the wheelchair uncontrollably rolling down the hill, at the bottom awaits the open jaws of an alligator.

This is hilarious.  And it is so funny it needs no explanations or further shitty jokes from me, but here goes.

It reminds me of the bumper sticker "if you can read this you're too damned close"

If you can read this your about to have the most exciting 10 seconds and horrifyingly painful final 20 seconds or your life.

Apparently if an alligator is chasing you, you should run in a serpentine pattern since they can't run serpentines for shit.  My theory, if you're being chased by an alligator you are better off turning around and jumping across his mouth like in super pitfall.

Worst case scenario, you land in his mouth, which is pretty bad I guess.
Crow proof, holy fuck is that funny.

 
No open liquor, overnight camping, or open fires without a park pass in Satan's Kingdom.

Report aggresive wild animals to the Park Superintendent Dr Mengele. 

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