You were all probably wondering if you can write for dontshakethebaby, maybe. But only if your funny, which of course I will be the judge of. By the way, chances are you are not funny, so unless you have been specifically told you are funny or received some sort of award, don't bug me. Now then, you might be wondering what a masthead is, I didn't know either until recently, but it is what you call the people who are involved in the thing. Although dontshakethebaby may seem like it is in fact the efforts of a thousand geniuses, it is in fact not.
masthead
By the way, these people did nothing.
editor in chief me
foreign offairs correspondent guest writer girl
dean of emissions brighton lessard
chief contributing writer who though dead is still writing posthumously, somewhat like L.Ron Hubbard except not Battlefield Earth Brodie Bruce
egomaniac who webmasters this site me
egomaniac who forced brighton, guest girl and brodie to contribute with promises of fabulous wealth, wine, women, song and bling bling me
other contributors who aren't mentioned above nobody
the fifth and most important member of dontshakethebaby you (not actually you)