Pyrotechnics
Pyrotechnics
or Pyrotchniques, as the French would like to call them. Derrived from 2 greek
words "pyro" for fire and "technic" for mechanism. Refined
by the orientals. Whatever the case they have a cool name and they explode.
So
I ask you. When was the last time that you saw an explosion?? Was it cool? Did
it make you want to destroy something? Simple answers to these questions and
they are all the same DESTROY =
COOL. End of story but the begining of an adventure.
I
recently moved to this town of mountains and 4 bars. It's great but I've had to
leave my cushy life behind along with the corporation we know as
Dontshakethebaby.com. I sad as I was to have left the corporation behind I have
now repalced all my past friends with robots and now and have started my own
mega corporation. I call it PYROCORP. You see though PYROCORP wasn't always this
big mega corporation. We started off small with one idea......GLOBAL
DESTRUCTION. We have yet to achieve this goal.
So
anyways back to the birth of my mega corp. I was sitting in one of said 4 bars,
realizing that my life was not much than drinking and porking. How much fun is
that?? So I decided to change things up for said mountainville. As my luck would
have it. I was lecturing a crowd on the furry of pyrotechnics, when an old
explosives wizard name Cecile approches me with a fantastic offering of
pyrotechnics. I grabed the goods and made my way back to my unibomber style
shack down by the creek, and I quickly whiped out the good ol' paper n' pencil
and began to draw my plans. The plans consisted of an R.C. car (remote control
car, but I shouldn't have to tell you that you tirds), pyrotechnics, garbage and
plastique. Strapped on the appropriate parts in this exact order.....
1)
RC car
2)
apply plastique to body of vehicle to ensure good coverage
3)
adhere garbage onto plastique, you may need duct tape as well
4)
add pyrotechnics for ultimate effect
5)
make ramps to launch said RC car into the air as high as possible, prefferably
use garbage to make ramps
Soon
enough the explosion is like no other, I need not describe it cause words cannot
express.
Our
moto at PYROCORP is such......After the excitement of destruction is over it
will wear off leaving you with the message that your life is nothing compared to
pyrotechnics. And you are nothing compared to PYROCORP.
* please note that I have gone
insane because I cannot snowboard in Mountainville. The snow is sparse but the
drinking is not.