Chinese Space Program Ramps Up In Preparation To Launch First Non Round Eye Into Space.
Astronauts aboard international space station eagerly await opportunity to call Chinese spaceship on phone, ask for Mr. Wong, then say, ah so sorry, me wing wong number.
I'm so stoked that the Chinese are going into space, this is gonna lead to tons of funny stuff. I wish that they go to the moon, put a Chinese flag on the moon, then knock over the US flag. That will drive the Americans crazy. Then the US will have to go to the moon, put the American flag back up and knock over the Chinese one, and go to Mars just to beat the Chinese to putting a flag there. Then the Chinese go to Mars, etc, and so on.
I never thought any other country would bother going into space since it is so pointless and hyper-expensive. You know whose next into space now, the French. Awesome. They are gonna fly into space and then test launch a bunch of nukes in the upper atmosphere, then emergency land when they hear that their Gaultier space suits are no longer fashionable.
I like the whole idea of the international space station, its a big flimsy deathtrap orbiting the earth. Here's something interesting, I looked on the web for photos of the international space station and all I could find were computer models. Suspicious. It's not like they don't have pictures of the space shuttle or hubble, so what's the deal with the no pictures?
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I'll tell you what the deal is, the thing is made of alien technology and the CIA doesn't want us to know. Either that or it just looks like a huge piece of crap waste of money.
I have absolutely nothing else to say. By the way, there were lots of pictures, I just was looking in the wrong place.