A journey from excitement to sadness to Charles Bronson incarnate.
Excitement. I was using a search engine to gather information about spheres. I often use AltaVista cause they used to be in cahoots with Digital, according to my understanding, and Digital used to be a pretty neat company, according to my understanding. Note: Digital is the name of a company, in case you weren't aware of that.
At any rate, I was using AltaVista, which to my knowledge is sadly no longer in cahoots with Digital.
Its important at this point to mention that I was using a search engine, and I put in a search for "spheres". Along with 788 sites about spheres; that stupid "what's related" shit came up. What was related was a bunch of related searches for "Britney Spheres". I lost it on the carpet right there.
I imagined someone had found an humorous way to combine both the concept of Britney Spears and the 3 dimensional object sphere into one thesis of hilarity.
But it wasn't true, I was drawn into the related search, and all that came back was fucking Britney Spears.
So then I blew up the world.