Who's the man? Who's the king? Whose that parasitic charmer so so full of shit? Me.
I have been grappling lately with the concept of my own incredible bullshit. I am pretty full of myself, hence the website where I air my grievances with all ya'll fuckers.
Where do I get off telling people what I think? Who made me so important? What's eating Gilbert Grape?
Here's the reason. Someone has to vent their spleen, might as well be me. I'm an alcoholic basket case who lurks in a basement typing bullshit into a computer which no one will ever read. Oh well.
Everyone should do this, all the time, as loudly as possible. It doesn't matter if no one listens, reads it, or they think you suck. Fuck them, what do they know? Happiness is hard to find, life is short, my piss smells like window cleaner. Sure you're a fraud, so is everyone, we're all full of crap, so what? And yes, people will mock you, you may be taunted and booed until my throat is hoarse. Big deal. When someone tells you that you suck say thank you. It's not like they don't also suck. In fact, they suck at all kinds of things. They suck at stuff you've never even heard of, like chicken pattern darning, or fish pattern matching, or raising children.
Its twice as good to be told you suck by people who are obviously better than you. It shows that at least someone has a minimum level of tolerance for crap and your feeble efforts don't pass muster. This should inspire you to try harder or give up sooner. Either way, it saves you from wasting precious time.
There's no reason to feel inferior or jealous, just think about how most people stink at everything except one thing. And even then, they may not be good at that one thing anyway. What are the olympics except a collection of losers who try really hard and fall just short of their dreams? That makes me laugh. Spend your whole life training at one stupid event and then, oh oh, bronze medal. Sorry, better luck next time, try again in 4 years. Now go home and get a job at the Cineplex. Dummy.
I had this dream where I was swimming in space. I was huge, I was the size of a big planet like Jupiter. Stars and other planets whirled around me, and I swam along enjoying the view. But I swam too close to a black hole and I got a little nervous. That's how the dream ended, I didn't get sucked in or anything, I just felt nervous.