• Breed in stagnant puddles and swamps.  Larvae must beat incredible odds, ie, trying not to be eaten by larger predators and cannibalistic peer group
• Buzz around you pestering you and never going away.
• Use human blood as fuel to propagate their vile species and loathesome agenda. 
• Bite and suck making you itch
• Give you a fatal disease causing you to puke and shit out you insides.  Dillusions, paranoia and madness become your final companions as your tissues transform to mush.
• 1 inch long winged insects
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Student Council

• Breed in stagnant suburbs.  Young must beat incredible odds, ie, winning popular trust as jr high, high school class president, treasurer while being known as obviously greedy little weasel.  Also must fight off other greedy weasel running for same positions. 

• Put up stupid posters pronouncing "give power back to the students!" The actual meaning of these words to them are power=our student fees, and students=them.

• Use student blood money to further their own and their useless friends schemes for future job as ass kissing bootlick.

• Organize expensive unattended irritating social functions.  Dances, rallies, pajama parties where even the boring or undead would be disgusted to attend.

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