There is an amazing amount of funny stuff on the internet, most of it not even slightly intended to be funny.  My favorite web site is nationallampoon.com, which is fucking hysterical, and it has links to some of the best stuff ever.  A lot of the links that I have posted here come from there, which is all the credit I will give them since they have ignored my email submission applying to be their head writer or CEO.

A friend suggested I put a disclaimer or at least an explanation, I am not endorsing the views of any of these sites since they are all totally fucked.  I find insanity and stupidity very funny.

Timecube.com

This is the wildest most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life ever.  Nothing can prepare you for how unbelievably awesome this is.  It's just, fuck.  Its just so amazing

http://www.timecube.com

Breast augmentation mouseovers

This doctor put mouseover before and after pictures of women who got breast implants.  This is great.

http://www.drwilcox.com/procedures/female.asp?SurgeryID=17&Page=1

Hyper dimensional resonator

Just what the title says, order one on line!!!

http://home.inreach.com/dov/tt.htm

I have no idea what this is

This site is amazing, what it is for is beyond me but it gave me a headache in 2 seconds

http://members.tripod.com/salih_yildiz/index.html

Immortality Machine

Teleport and live forever with the amazing teleporting immortality machine.  This guy is almost as insane as the timecube guy.

http://www.alexchiu.com/

Dating Guide

Autistics guide to asking a girl for a date

http://www.autistics.org/skills/pages/askherout.html

How to have sex with a dolphin

The weirdest part is that he's totally serious, actually that's not the weirdest part.

http://www.dolphinsex.org/

Capalert

If you can find any single movie that they allow I'll be impressed

http://www.capalert.com/

Rapture Index

The dumbest site by far that I have ever seen is the rapture index.  It is a calculation of how close we are to the apocalypse based on certain indicators i.e. false christs, liberalism.  I am casting no aspersions on religion, even very religious people probably see what a giant waste of time and how totally fucking idiotic this guy is.

http://www.novia.net/~todd/rap2.html

Bumper Dumper

This is only funny because its real, and because of this picture

that looks so crappy.

http://www.bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm