What
Really Happened To DSTB
It
really troubles me that Mr.Dontshakethebaby hasn't told you what really
happened. After all for the whole 20 days that this site was offline, I spent my
days in an insane asylum to help me deal with the terror.
It
goes a little something like this... you see DSTB is not only just another
webpage, it is it's own entity, a life force if you will. It actually exists as
a physical element in our lives, but only a select few will actually see it. So
now that you have some backround knowledge here is the real story.
One
fine day we were all enjoying a nice picnic on the shores of where we live. When
suddenly out of nowhere this great
big yellow mass of gasses seizes DSTB and starts to devour it whole!!! Yeah I
know!! Whole! So we got out the lasers and the laser bow and arrows and we tried
to defeat the mass. Allas we failed and we accepted ou defeat. We were all sad
and went home.
Then
closer to day 20, Mr.DSTB was getting these strange phone calls from this
mysterious woman, saying "...what ye hath lost ye shall find
again......what ye seek lies in the north..." So the rest of the team minus
me (insane asylum) ventured to the north pole, where they found DSTB, but in a
sad state of affairs. But hey on the brighte side thank that special nuclear
power for Solar Flares (aka solar belch).
As for my self here is a sketch I composed in the insane asylum. The Doctors wanted me to describe what happened but my speech was impaired at the time.