Horoscopes

You may have noticed that these haven't changed in a few months.  Here's why:
Since not a single person finds these funny other than me, I discontinued updating them, but, I am willing to up start doing them again.  But only if you answer the following question correctly.

Why a brother can't get love?

If you don't know your sign then pick out the month you were born, unless you were born after the 21st, then pick the next month since that's how the whole horoscope thing works.

Taurus

Cancer

Aries

Pisces

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Gemini

Libra