The obvious gift you would put in their stocking, if they had one, hung on their chimney, if they had one.

Versatile and waterproof, if you don't have one of these, the actual crack is just a nice little white rock.  A nice little expensive white rock that if you're a female crackhead you have sit on your knees in a urine soaked alley to fellate a Russian pimp for.  

note:  I was going to do some jokes about the bloods and the crips, but instead I decided to go with the fellate a pimp joke, I think the results speak for themselves.

I like this picture.  Especially the way that 2 of the vials are sealed and placed at near right angles and the third vial is open with its contents spilling towards the center of the picture.  The composition and usage of negative space in this picture of crack is just wicked.

It is presented so well I want to buy some crack right now, I mean look how good it looks.  This shit looks better than the inset photos on the menu at Denny's.

I was gonna have the Percaset, but look at this, I'll have 3 vials of crack please!  Ah what the hell, give me 10 vials, and a pitcher of coffee since I'm already gonna be awake for a 5 days anyway.

In the underground crack economy, unless you're a female crackhead or "strawberry", you always need these since they are the non flesh currency. 

Install this in your car on Christmas eve and then wait for the late night visit from jolly old saint slim jim and rudolph the flat headed screwdriver.

This gift will provide hours to minutes of entertainment for the pawn shop customer who eventually will own it.