I don't know if you noticed but in the past few months I've been runnin short of of ideas.
This is kind of strange because normally in my mind there are millions of stupid ideas, usually they're running around slapping each other on the face with a fish and sliding down staircases on their bellies.
But for some reason the ideas have been limited lately, I think it might have something to do with the amount of time I have to spend working. You see I go to work, which is super boring, and I just sit there and for about 95% of the time I go on autopilot.
I used to sit at work and use my brain to think productively of things to write, but now I sit and think about what I want to eat for lunch or if I remembered to pay my Visa bill. Then I usually think about things such as if dinosaurs had wangs, and if they did, were they big? Or I think about volcanoes, and robots, and what I would do if a meteor was going to hit the earth tomorrow.
Then I think about how my job is so jaw droppingly unstimulating that I actually spend my work time thinking about these things. But that is a whole other issue.
I think this weekend I will set aside a evening and have a brainstorming(finding other peoples jokes to steal) session to come up with new ways for dstb to waste your time, so hang on.
I will have more to say on this later, off to work!