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09/01/2007: Another long break. This is becoming a bit of habit of mine. Try listening to me on the radio in Edmonton CJSR 88.5, fridays 3-5 pm. 06/11/2007: I have been writing stuff in secret all this time, those of you who didn't give up on me, you're in for a treat. 03/14/2007: You were probably wondering if I quit. I didn't. 01/08/2007: Updated. And also, I'm on the radio now! The actual radio, in Edmonton. I'm co hosting a show on CJSR from 3-5pm every friday. Except ... I tend to no show about once a month, for various reasons. But anyway, if you don't have a job and you can make it out of bed before 3pm, enjoy! 12/08/2006: Spendmas is coming again. Jingle balls! 11/08/2006: Don't let the gap between posts worry you. If its any help to know, I've been spending the time listening to either Bear vs Shark or the Jerky Boys. And odd mix? Yup. 10/03/2006: In about 1 day this site is going to go down for a few days, don't panic, it will be back up soon. 10/03/2006: I am so fucking busy its crazy. This is no good. 08/07/2006: I wonder if the day will ever come when I will get tired of eating burritos. If it does, I don't want to know the man I have become. 07/26/2006: Update! yep. 07/16/2006: Kind of flaked out there for a while. No particular reason. 05/28/2006: They should never have put Tyra Banks on television. 05/22/2006: Some stuff is coming down the pipe. Potentially even involving interactive flash type shit. Maybe. 03/25/2006: Holy fucking shit! Guess what, ask the coach has been updated! Call your friends to spread the news, and if their dead, hold a séance. 03/17/2006: St Patrick's day. Good times. Well, maybe. 02/07/2006: Valentines day coming up. I have to figure out how to divide my time to spend it with all of five of my fine ladies. 01/14/2006: I'm on a rampage. A very slow, very mild rampage. 01/04/2006: Hello 2006. Goodbye dreams for 2005. 12/20/2005: I am a busy guy, but no too busy to appreciate the small things. Actually that is not entirely true, I have no appreciation for the small things. 11/11/2005: I took a bit of a hiatus. Don't hiate me for it. 09/30/2005: I'm hungry, I think I'll make myself a sandwich. 09/13/2005: So much I have to tell you, so little chance I will bother to. 08/27/2005: Been busy, went to the city of Toronto. It was hot. 07/22/2005: I noticed something recently. The last few movie reviews I read in the paper actually summarized the entire movie plot. What's the big idea there? Jesus, why the fuck ruin the movie? Isn't it kind of the idea that you don't. Weird. 07/07/2005: Okay this month is gonna be big, I promise, I got a lot of new stuff written. 06/04/2005: Herro. 05/15/2005: I bet you thought I had given up on posting any new writing. Au contraire! mes amis! 05/04/2005: A whole month with no updates. Whoops. 04/04/2005: I went snowboarding again last weekend. Wow! 03/09/2005: I have a cold. Lame. 02/21/2005: Update. I went snowboarding. Fun. 01/31/2005: Working on making this web site more user friendly. It would happen except that I am soooo fucking lazy. 01/10/2005: You may be wondering if there will be anything said here about the Tsunami in Asia. As I see it that is more the business of real news people and not asshead internet columnists such as me, so I will stick to what I know best, i.e. crap. 12/15/2004: Well I posted something that might remind you of theonion.com, don't bug me about it. 12/09/2004: I'm having fun. 11/29/2004: The coach has got a batch of questions lately, so get ready for his comeback. Also in email related news: whoever sent me an email with the address of sparkmeister...? something, you're email address didn't work I can not reply to your email. 11/03/2004: I have to admit I'm not putting in the effort I used to. I wonder if it shows? 10/19/2004: Some motherfucker stole my snow shovel. Unbelievable. 10/16/2004: Halloween is coming, my favorite. I've always thought it would be funny to be Santa Claus for Halloween, but I never did it. 09/20/2004: Been a little busy lately. Trying to decide who to vote for in my hometown's mayorial election. Its not a pretty picture, believe you me. 08/31/2004: I was listening to some of the old Cypress Hill the other day. "Coming out the slums, its the hoodlums, I'm pulling my gatt out on all you bums." Tremendous! 08/11/2004: Hey. 07/27/2004: How's your summer? Mine is going okay. 07/18/2004: I just watched Predator and tonight I plan to watch predator 2 to make sure I am prepared for the new movie Alien Versus Predator. Try and guess whether or not I have a girlfriend. 07/08/2004: It has been a while since an update. But I was busy, or was I biz-ay? 06/07/2004: Apparently the email form to ask the coach questions isn't working. I guess that's why the coach hasn't gotten any questions for the last 4 months. If you wanted an idea of just how half assed this site is, now you have one. 06/01/2004: I'm struggling with this computer virus, it makes my browser say about:blank and has some fucking bullshit search crap. 05/13/2004: I'm taking a vacation. All this doing nothing has totally burned me out man. 04/28/2004: My birthday is now past. Is this the year I finally become fabulous? Only time will tell. 04/15/2004: My birthday is coming up. Maybe this will be the year I finally become fabulous? Meow! 03/30/2004: Update. 03/24/2004: Okay the surprise is dstb radio is all new songs! That's right! All new songs! The last time that happened was in 2002. Oh and also last week when I said the coach was updated I forgot to upload the page so it actually wasn't, but now it is. I am not very good at this. 03/18/2004: Ask the coach is updated. And something special is coming soon, so special if you knew you would quit smoking. 03/03/2004: Coach update coming soon, and some other crap too. 02/20/2004: I wrote a story. 02/10/2004: Valentines day is near. And I don't have a valentine. :( 01/20/2004: New ramblings. And I mean ramblings! 01/04/2004: Well, well, well. Well, well, welly, well, well. 12/18/2003: The new Lord of the Rings is out in theaters. Now I can put that time I spent becoming fluent in Elvish to the test. 12/17/2003: New Years approaches. A time for celebration but also often a time for romance. So keep in mind during that special moment of passion, 1 in 5 adult canadians has genital herpes. Happy New Years! 12/12/2003: Updates. I Need to promote this site more, so start telling all your friends about me. 11/27/2003: Updates, updates, updates. 11/17/2003: Ask the coach is updated. He got a little more hate mail than usual. Awesome. 11/10/2003: Just Plug Me In Just Like I Was Eddie Harris You're Eating Crazy Cheese Like You'd Think I'm From Paris. 11/06/2003: I can't seem to find the Ferrari or Lamborghini dealerships in Edmonton, I wonder where they are. 10/20/2003: I must take a moment to offer special thanks to Mrs. Derek Bunch for a ticket to the Raised Fist show, that was very kind. Note: Raised Fist is fuckin wicked. 10/09/2003: As an editorial note I gotta start proofreading the stuff I write. I just read the last thing I wrote and I noticed I left out a few central details and sensible transitions. Oops. 10/04/2003: I Updated this site again! Its almost like the old days when I cared. 09/27/2003: New stuff. Debating whether to post a stupid thing I wrote about Goldeneye. We'll see. 09/17/2003: Remember how I had ecards and they never actually worked. Well guess what they work now. Holy fuckin shit! Click here. 08/31/2003: OMFG. LOL. 08/21/2003: I went on a little holiday and took some pictures, so get ready for some funny shit! Also my car is running weird and is making a smell like roasted almonds. I assume that smell is a sign that everything is A-okay. 07/21/2003: I was in The Ed Magazine section of the Edmonton Journal on Saturday. Hah hah! 07/14/2003: Updated. I'm a busy guy. Too busy to even finish this senten 06/21/2003: I made t-shirts. Nobody is buying them. Email me for a shirt or I will kill you. I will kill you with laughter, with a very funny piece of piano wire. 05/09/2003: The coach isn't updated. But I wrote a nice stream of consciousness piece. Enjoi! 04/11/2003: I have had no time lately, but I guarantee some new stuff soon. And then I'm gonna update dstb radio too. And then the coach will be back. Its really great. Its fun. 03/08/2003: Guess what, you're gonna die! 02/17/2003: I'm a writing machine. I'm starting page 2 of my book. At this rate it will be done in at least 100 years. 02/14/2003: I posted a flash movie I just finished. Check it here 02/05/2003: Exciting new design as I unveil the new look for this site which I call "magnum". Also known as version13. What's new, nothing. Except for a few little things, see if you can find them. 01/22/2003: Ask the coach is updated for the first time in a long time. Belee - dat! 01/05/2003: A new year. 365 ways to die. |
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