Guest Writer Girl

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the story of the guest writer girl

One day me and my friend were drinking and she was really funny, then she wrote something and emailed it to dontshakethebaby.  I referred to her as guest writer girl because I couldn't think of anything better and wasn't really trying.  Now I want to change it, but I keep forgetting to ask her what she wants her pen name to be, so the circle continues unbroken.

Since I'm too lazy to make up a life story for her, I'll just make some shit up.  She has 7 arms, can speak in bird language and has a 15 foot standing vertical leap.

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