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(Biography of Brodie Bruce written by mr. dontshakethebaby smartypants guy)

Brode Bruce is a fascinating post modern artifact shit out of the twilight of the heretofore greatest millenium of the human era.   He is also an enemy to my enemies, which makes him my friend.  As far a writer goes, I think he's good, but then again, if he was really good he'd make his own webpage instead of letting me do it.

Which leads you to a logical question, why does a guy like me make webpages for people who don't want one very much.  As you might have noticed I am a crazy boring person and just waste all my time doing this crap anyway, at least I'm contributing in a microscopic tiny way to someone other than my own promotion.

So whenever Brodie gets off his ass and writes stuff I will put it up.

Until that magical day this will remain a part of the greater dontshakethebaby plan for amusing the two fans, and hopefully offering up a fresh soul to the interchrist.

Brodie's Family

This picture was taken just before the Bruce family's 1995 semi annual fall barbeque.  At this event the accusations about Brodie's mother and father being brother and sister were finally resolved.  Though the answer will never be known to outsiders since everyone in the family immediately entered an ill fated balloon race that claimed all their lives save Brodie.  It's a funny story if you can get it out of him, but he's sick of telling it.  Brodie is the guy on the far left who bears a stunning resemblance to Ice-Cube.

Brodie's Role Model

This young man, known to everyone except his court appointed attorney as Scratchy M, was Brodie's role model and inspiration during their childhood on the mean streets of South Munchy-Crapville, their home town.    As kids Mr M. gave Brodie guidance on such diverse topics as shoplifting and the ideal gas law NV=Prt.  Mr. M had led Brodie through several careers and millenium cults before they both settled down in the Veggie-Juice bottling industry as the guys who empty bags of bottles at the recycling depot.  Since then Mr. M has climbed on to the top of several one story buildings and bared his genitalia to passing motorists.  The 1997 falling out between Scratchy M and his protege Brodie made the local papers due to the drunk driver whose car hit the strip club just minutes after Scratchy M climbed in it and drove it there.

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