Yeah so you probably noticed that there wasn't a lot of new material posted in the month of april. There are various fascinating and exciting reasons for that occurance, it is the result of a series of events which each are stories so wild and dizzying that to tell them here would capsize your notions of reality and leave you treading in a sea of wonder.
But I can't risk turning your world upside down as I would by taking you on a journey so fantastical it would blow your mind right into another dimension. But as hard as it is to fathom that reason why dontshakethebaby wasn't updated at all in april is actually a tale so incredible and involving characters so outlandish and imaginative that just their spring loaded top hats and spiraling umbrellacopters would make you clap with glee. And as much as I would like to explain in detail about the great mechanical winged stegaraurus Professor Yushio Von Frankenstein and I chased across the secret inland ocean of ... well anyway, it doesn't matter.
It's not all that interesting.
Enjoy May!