new shit, everything must be new, nothing must be old!

2006

november

a n o t h e r n i g h t

september

f e e l i n g s o r t a b a d

august

july

s h o r t s t o r y

l o n g s t o r y

june

n o t h i n g

may

b a s e m e n t

f r i d a y

april

s t r e s s s u c k s

march

b e i n g h a p p y

february

g a y b a r

january

d r i n k i n g i r r e s p o n s i b l y

i n t h e n e w s

december

t h i s i s s t u p i d

november

t o u g h c h o i c e s

october

u h h, s o r r y

september

w e d n e s d a y c h r o n i c l e p t. 2

s a y h i g a s p r i c e s

august

w e d n e s d a y c h r o n i c l e p t. 1

july

a u s u a l n i g h t

m o r e o f t h e s a m e

june

s u m m e r p l a n e s

may

r u l e s a n d s t u f f

april

n o t h i n g

march

b o o t o t h e f l u

l i k i n g s t u f f

feberuary

e v o l u t i o n

janvier

p r e t t y o b v i o u s

2004

decemeber

f i r e s a f e t y t i p s

x m a s ! ! ! o r w h a t e v e r

november

h o o r a y f o r t h e m a s s e s

october

t a i w a n p i c s

september

august

b e i n g n i c e

july

p r e d a t o r

w h a t e v e r

b e i n g c o o l

june

m e v.s. b r u s s e l s

w o r k r e l a t e d a g a i n

may

a r r i v e d e r c i

april

r o s i e o ' s t o c k m a r k e t

march

f a s h i o n

r a d i o u p d a t e

r a n d o m t h o u g h t s

february

s h o r t s t o r y

w h a l e w a t c h i n g

january

r a m b l i n g s

n e w y e a r s

2003

december

m a g i c k

november

w o r k p e o p l e

i n s u r a n c e

october

a r n o l d f o r p r e z

d o w n t o w n

september

august

s c o o t e r s w e s t !

july

t h a n k s E d

i n t h e m i n d o f t h e o c t u p u s

june

d r l a u r a

may

h a c k e d !

april

c h e c k m a t e s

march

m e m o r y

new february

w e b j u n k

c o o l m o v i e

t h a n k s f o r y o u r 2 c e n t s

new january

o n c e m o r e a r o u n d

2002

croc-december

g e t a j o b

p l a t t e r s

croc-vember

4 2 0 i s f o r t r o u b l e

croc-tober

s a m e o l d s o n g

b. c. p i c s

shmeptember

b e g o o d

c a r e e r o p p o r t u n i t i e s

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b y a l i o n

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Omni-bot or Terminator unit? you say potato, I say potata

I know a guy who has an omni-bot, which is a small remote controlled robot. Unlike R2D2 it can't repair a broken tie fighter wing, or actually do anything at all. But I tell you, when you use the remote for this thing you can't help but think of that old star trek episode where M-5 seized control of the enterprise and Kirk destroyed it by presenting it with a logical paradox. Or when Landru discovered Kirk and Spock were not of the body and Kirk destroyed it by presenting it with a logical paradox. Kasparov should have hit deeper blue with a paradox, then he might have beaten it. This rant is aimless and dated. I suck!