A new Predator movie is coming out soon. I admit that it will probably not be the movie event of our lives, but it also happens to be the only movie I can think of any jokes about.
So anyway, while I'm on this subject the new film is about the creature from the Predator movies fighting the Aliens from the Aliens movies. I know what you're thinking, finally a practical movie depiction of an exciting and realistic duel. You may be wondering who else the Predator is going to go up against in future movies. Here are some of the upcoming ones.
Predator versus Workplace Sexism
Predator versus The Bad News Bears
Predator versus The Gambling Addiction That is Turning His Life Upside Down
Predator versus Scotty 2 Hotty on WWE Raw Smackdown
Predator versus Giving In to Peer Pressure, Make The Right Choice For You!
Predator versus a Holiday in Australia, or a Holiday in Sardinia?
Predator versus Scooby Doo and the Ghost of Spooky Mountain
Predator versus The Kyoto Accord
Predator versus Carbs