1.The eldery are _________

-----------------------Select----------------------------- annoying useful as a foodstuff for game animals deserve our respect since they lived concurrently with the great people who built this nation sexy

2.It's okay to steal if ______

-----------------------Select----------------------------- the voices in your head tell you that the chainsaw is magic it is to feed a hungry family, to pack of wild dogs you have a gun and the other person doesn't you feel like you really deserve it

3.How many friends do you have______

-----Select--------- more than 1 friends are just moochers too many to count, people find you magnetic, until they see the darkness inside none, the last group of friends went camping at Crystal Lake, and there was some...unpleasantness 7, since that is the maximum number of members allowed in my wiccan coven

4.At holidays you always give your loved ones______

-----------------------Select----------------------------- stuff that you want, so they just let you keep it depending on how drunk you are, either a punch in the throat or genitals a reason to hang themselves in the shower empty soupcans and handfuls of water damaged pornography

5.The opposite sex finds you______

-----------------------Select----------------------------- an amusing diversion from watching monkeys piss naked in their backyard around 4:00 am with binoculars and vaseline the most irritating, childish, and poisonous personality, but good at fuckin' dumb as shit, sexy as hell in chiascurro lighting

6.You feel that teen-agers and dogs_______

-----------------------Select----------------------------- are too expensive to feed both suck are better than kids and birds should run around on busy streets more often shouldn't be expected to fight to the death unless the dogs have psychic powers

7.If someone tries to sneak in front of you in a line up at perhaps a film or bank you react by______

-----------------------Select----------------------------- saying "excuse me sir, I believe you forgot to put this hunting knife in your eye socket" brandishing a hunting knife pouring gasoline in his mouth, setting him on fire then catapulting him onto his house to burn it down and kill his family force feeding him movie stubs or bank statements calmly telling him to move to the appropriate spot in line, then offering him a smoking crack pipe three words -- scream, kick, punch

8.If you are losing an argument with someone you normally really like, you ______

-----------------------Select----------------------------- call their mother a whore, and piss on their leg just agree with them so that they will like you, who cares what you think anyway? they are obviously wrong due to inherited stupidity, so aim an xray at their genitals so they can't reproduce keep arguing, but start speaking backwards and use the phrase "inside out skin" a lot

9.You're at a party, you don't know anyone there, you go into the bathroom and find a $50 bill sitting on the counter, so you __________

-----------------------Select----------------------------- make an announcement in the living room that you found someones money in the bathroom, and finders keepers! don't tell your friends about the secret magic money bathroom that gives out $50 smash the mirror, set the curtains on fire and jump out the window before anyone knows you're gone become invisible, cloud the minds of the other people with telepathy and hide in the shower till everyone goes home

10.You own ______ guns and store them ________

-----------------------Select----------------------------- 1 --- in a locked glove compartment 16 --- scattered around the house and backyard 2 --- one for weekdays, one for sundays 100 --- 15 in my kids bedrooms, 10 under the porch, the rest in the garage with the family tombstones

11.The best revenge is ____________

-----------------------Select----------------------------- cold, calculated, and machievellian in its brutal genius the most super-violentist living well a good nights sleep

12.A friends girlfriend/boyfriend comes over to your house naked and asks you if you would fuck them.  You____ 

-----------------------Select----------------------------- tell them to get lost since they're ugly fuck them, then call your friend and say "your wife just asked me to sleep with her, dump her!" have sex with them for hours, then bump yourself on the head, say "where am I?" and fake amnesia get them into the bedroom, then call in a priest, stage an exorcism and have the local news tape it

13.People you have worked with would describe you as__________